The Nurse

Here I am, looking at that fine young lady in white, holding what looks like a little tube flashlight with a long wire on it. I wanted to ask her number but changed my mind. Wouldn't be a good idea to talk about colonoscopy while having dinner, I'm sure.

The Safari Love Story

There once lived a handsome African safari guide who met a touring adventurous and gorgeous woman. They got married and lived wildly ever after.

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